Monday, September 12, 2016

Hit and Run, Changing Reality, Eating Crickets

dream:


i can't remember the long beginning part, but at some point i was driving in my car. it looked like a different city but i knew my way around. traffic was kind of thick and i was making a left. the light turned yellow so i pulled into the intersection. there were too many vehicles backed up so the back of the car was in the path of oncoming cars. of course some woman sped past and clipped my car on the front and back. some major damage. i go into panic mode as i just got my car back after several months in the shop in real life. the driver didn't stop, but no one cared. i went to some police substation or traffic office to ask about my rights and they ignored me. eventually i am telling my wife and she is super pissed.

after freaking out for a long while, it dawns on me that i can just roll back reality to the moment before and change it so it never happened. of course my wife is skeptical. after wracking my brain trying to figure out how to do that, and when i am about to give up, i wake up. i realize i was asleep and it never happened. i doze back off to the dream and my dream-self is aware that the accident never happened. now i am seeing visions of dreams and lives that overlap and realities that are changed via dreams. don't like what happens? dream a different life and wake up in it. so easy! this all seems like amazing factual information and i feel like a dream genius.

eventually the dream changes several times (can't remember) and at the end i'm hanging out in some girls apartment with a bunch of friends. they are all eating deep fried crickets off the floor like popcorn. as everyone is laughing and crunching, i see a live one and point him out. "he's alive! get him!" and everyone laughs and laughs. and then i wake up.

Friday, August 12, 2016

CNL's Wooden Lectern & Basement Chihuahua

i had this messed up dream this morning where i was in my childhood home again, but CNL (crazy neighbor lady) lived in my old neighbors house. it's late at night and i decided to break into her house to 'borrow' a wooden lectern from the garage. i opened the side door and then the big garage door and carried it out. the next night i decided to put it back, but this time i sneak in through a window and climb into her basement, where she is punishing a small chihuahua in the dark. so i comfort this little dog and escape before the cops show up. eventually i find out she's trying to press charges but i woke up before she could do anything. whaaat

Monday, August 8, 2016

Trump the Butcher

Had a dream we lived in another house in another town, it was late at night, pitch black outside and someone was at the back door. I turned the light on and opened it but there was only a black shadow. Eventually he revealed himself, it was Donald trump. My wife was running against him (3rd party) in the presidential race. Trump brought with him, hundreds of pounds of different types of meats, wrapped in old newspaper. He insisted we have a giant meal together with a large group of children he hand picked. He also demanded we place pillows on the kitchen floor for all of them. I had hung a newspaper article about how dumb he was on the wall and worried he would see it, but he never did. What he did do was pace around while my wife cooked all the food, wearing a suit, grimacing and giving out advice as he saw fit. He said it was good PR for everyone to come together and feed the children. The cooking of the food lasted forever and eventually I woke up because I had to go to the bathroom. what?

Thursday, July 28, 2016


Steve Janiak's F'n Rock and Roll Jamboree and General Hoe Down Vol 2: Featuring BRIMSTONE COVEN, VOID KING and ARCHARUS live at the 5th Quarter Lounge 7/25/16


Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Jul 27, 2016 8:58am had a dream i was at some big washington function and was supposed to give a live speech on national tv about the president. i didn't have any time to prepare so i was going to wing it. they didn't tell me a start time, so when it happened i was completely caught off guard. i started with my name and then someone pointed to a teleprompter that was going too fast. so instead of reading it, i just let out some insane word salad that made no sense whatsoever, kind of like miss teen south carolina's finest moment but infinitely worse. i spent the rest of the dream trying to figure out how to get on tv to explain what happened

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Apr 05, 2016 11:04am had a dream i was doing weird undercover work with Masters of Reality's Chris Goss. we spent most of that time at some old hotel. there were bicycles involved. at the end of the gig i thought he didn't like me, but then he gave me a bunch of crystals and said i could join the band on tour as a backup singer

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Mike Pence Cyborg Wedding Chat

Mar 30, 2016 10:55am had a dream I sat next to mike pence at a wedding. I asked about his favorite music (he doesn't listen to it). he wanted to hear my bands, not for himself, but as his governor-type duty. Then I noticed his pupils were unusually large and I walked away feeling confident about him being a cyborg. later I chatted up peyton manning.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Prince Knievel - FBI chase - memorial


dream: 

we were on the run. the FBI was after us. for what, i have no idea. we had to make a pit stop in a small midwestern town. we went into the back warehouse part of some diner. we ended up looking for a lost dog, the cute, scroungy mutt looking kind. some guy showed up, we booked.

we're on the highway driving. it's a 4 lane with a grassy median. we're flying at over 100 mph, one or two FBI vehicles on our tail. at some point i look over and there is PRINCE, the purple one, in the driver's seat of a black SUV. he's wearing a purple helmet and a cape and is smiling at us. he guns it and goes up to 200 mph instantly. ahead in the distance are massive streamers hanging in the air, they are motionless. they look like a stationary firework sculpture in the sky, only they are reflective metal and it's sunny out. PRINCE's car shapeshifts into a rocket and pulls up, shooting straight into the sky. somehow at 100 mph we are seemingly motionless, watching. apparently he is now a daredevil and is going to freefall from the rocket in his purple suit. the rocket stops at the top of the sky and he falls out, he's hitting the streamers on the way down, spinning and flipping and wowing the crowds who somehow gathered on the side of the highway.

the FBI got close but they were distracted by PRINCE's freefall stunt. (thanks!) now we're at some banquet hall. there is a giant, maybe 200 foot tall white screen at one end and hundreds of folding chairs in rows. there are so many chairs that i borrow a bicycle to ride around to choose one.

the event is some sort of memorial for my friend brady who recently passed away. i'm trying to explain in my mind why we hadn't spoken in so long. i remember sending an essay form, with questions. he refused to fill it out, simply writing "no" next to the question about staying friends.

after the event, i'm in the back room. there is a large rubber trash can with debris in it. when i look closer there are books from my collection inside. i grab a few to take them back home.

the end?


















Monday, February 15, 2016

duff mckagan's personal assistant

dream:

i'm backstage somewhere. some rocker dude that i think was duff mckagan walks in. he's worried about the big reunion show. i tell him it's a piece of cake, whatever. he looks in the mirror or into the wardrobe closet. i look at the back of his hair and it's all teased out 1980s style but with plugs. i mildly recoil in horror. i can't remember after that.

the end?

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

weird baby body snatchers

dream: i can only remember bits of it, but there were eyeless, hairless babies that were climbing up on sleeping people and merging their arms and face into the back of the sleepers heads. this allowed them to take over their bodies. i had one get its' fists into the back of my head and it was about to merge the face but someone helped me yank it out. it was burrowed in like a deep tree root. what the hell?

Monday, November 30, 2015

Nov 30, 2015 11:38am Dreams I had last night: 1. Lavar Burton busted me for sneaking into a huge Hollywood office building to say hi to a Price is Right model. 2. I stole a big vehicle to transport Al Roker, Angela Buchmann & Anne Marie Tiernon to the hospital after running off a lone shooter who shot Roker through the midsection. 3. I was tasked with protecting a classic oil painting from Morgan Freeman's crackhead brother, who claimed it as an inheritance.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Nov 17, 2015 10:23pm i just realized i had a dream wednesday morning about being in a restaurant setting when armed men attacked in ski masks with machine guns. in the dream i was shot and played dead, eventually taking a gun and killing a few of the men. i woke up and sent myself an email so i didn't forget. weird

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Oct 27, 2015 10:10am had a long dream early this morning where i was the new member of metallica. last week i had a similar dream that i was in the foo fighters, and another dream where i won three lottery jackpots on the same day.