Saturday, February 25, 2017

broken guitar - garage - box truck - interdimensional holy war

dream:

dtp was practicing but all my gear was around the corner, and when i went to grab it, i found a guitar on the floor that i had previously bought on craiglist or ebay. then i realized it was cracked in half. it was a white guitar with some splash of colors on it.

i started working in a garage with steve colca. auto mechanic stuff. the boss was an old tough bastard.

later i was doing spin outs in a box truck with doug purdue, dropping off two black kids after school.

at the end, the apostle guys and a handful of friends from my grade school days all climbed to the top floor of an old building to witness a 'holy war' between two interdimensional spirit clans. we were able to open a huge portal and though we wanted to fight, we knew deep down that we couldn't. the spirit clans were riding winged beasts and carried massive staffs with skulls on the top. one clan had horse skull helmets which i mistook for their actual heads. the other group had what looked like black rubber covering their heads. there was a lot of high pitched screaming. both sides organized in 'the air' like bees in geometric lines. the fighting took place two separate times, with each clan flying into each other. after it was over, we were loading out gear. corey's bass drum was cracked in half. a casualty of war.

the end?









Thursday, February 16, 2017

dolphins in the pools

dream:

i another reality, i'm younger and checking out apartments to rent. after searching many different kinds with various types of layouts, rooms, bathrooms etc, i settle into three of them. i swim in the pool of the first one and am surprised to find out there is a dolphin living in the pool. at the second apartment, i am doubly surprised they also have a dolphin in their pool. "hey, you have a dolphin too!" i say to no one in particular.

eventually i realize i don't have any money. i spend time being interviewed about brady wren and watching cable access channels

the end?












Thursday, February 2, 2017

mrs tuffins

dream:

i'm working at a big talent agency with my wife. her lady boss is a real crank. on my first day, i get called into the boss's office because she can't define some word in a text. i explain what it means, then she says something into her phone and enables the speakerphone and finishes with "how does that sound mrs. tuffins?" so i blurt out "muffins" really loudly and the room goes silent. everyone is super mad and i'm going to get fired.

the end?