Saturday, September 12, 2015
Sunday, September 6, 2015
Sep 06, 2015 10:23am Dream: Was working a food service job at Obama's other house. Thought I was doing a great job running a crew but they got grease and mayonnaise all over carpets and walkways when I ordered them the long way through the house. Later, at a huge dinner party, I came back to apologize and openly wept as I asked forgiveness, both were livid. I found out Obama took the fire alarm glass breaker arm because he was afraid I would pull it at the party, then I confessed I had taken another one in case I decided to. At the party, celebrities and everyone else were asking who I was and it slowly leaked out that I was responsible for the messes right before the big event. While YOB played in a side room for a crowd of dinner guests(haha), I stood in a hall to listen, trying to avoid people. A homeless woman walked up with what looked like a rabid dog and a dirty toddler. She asked for some money as the kid reached for my pants pocket. I quickly jabbed at his hand with a stiff wire. She apologized and the kid tried again, while everyone was watching, but this time I stabbed it all the way through his hand. Now everyone was freaked out and I took off with the rabid dog after me. Outside it turned dark. The dog caught up with me and I was getting ready to shoot it under a streetlight. Someone ran up and told me the lady and kid were criminals. I felt a little better, but then I woke up.