opening for KISS 2.14.13

had a dream corey and i joined Torche (the band) and were opening for KISS. the production was so big it had acrobats and acting sequences and crap. we came out onstage and were introduced, then shuffled to another part of the stadium to wait.

the DEA & house majority leader 2.13.13

another weird dream: house majority leader eric cantor led a DEA raid against a younger, college-aged me and my 'dream' friends because he suspected we were smoking the tweeds. i knew in advance, due to my amazing prescience, so he didn't have anything on us, except he took all my tshirts, records, cds, cassettes childhood toys to look for 'evidence'. as he took off running with a box of my stuff, i ran after him and asked him how long it would be before i could get my it back (since i was innocent) and he said "4 days".

crime, guns & broken teeth 1.28.13

had a dream part of my tooth broke off while eating. i went to my dentist (bill maher) who pulled a golf ball sized quartz crystal out of my mouth that had small quartz crossbars holding it together. although i was adamant (not adam ant), he said it was fine and sent me away. back at our houseboat, the feds were onto us, michael lindenaur was the snitch (and the perp) and we had to get rid of the gun (and the passport) before they showed up. the only problem was, my cousin Paula had sold him the gun, so it would lead right back to us. my friend Lori showed up and wanted out of the deal. i woke up before the deal went down.

baby koalas & parakeets & alien masks 1.27.13

had a dream i was living next to a giant garden-forest. i walked through the garden and caught baby koalas and tiny white baby parakeets. i had 3 or 4 cages for the birds but they kept chewing through them, so you had to keep an eye on them. the baby koalas roamed freely and giggled all over the tiny house we lived in. at some point i had to transport the parakeets and ended up in a massive store type complex. i was in the construction materials zone, and a dumptruck 4 stories high drove right past me. there were crane robots lifting massive i-beams into storage as far as the eye could see. obviously i was lost. there were beings everywhere. one tall alien went by, his mask was a 3D computer generated marvel, so i wanted to take a pic. but like in all my dreams my iphone wouldn't work and he kept moving. then i saw a dracula face and i asked him to stop so i could get a pic. he went into a small room and i tried and tried but it wasn't happening. he took off the mask and told me the way out. i was in a twisting hallway, with giant metal signs, christmas, octoberfest, beer signs, german this and that. i was amazed at these signs and their weird randomness when one of the parakeets bit me. i can't remember what else. then i woke up. the end?

sharks, rhinos & antique shops

so i had a dream we were in some antique shop in some foreign country. i brought a couple giant, white and pastel ceramic statues up to the counter but ended up buying a wicker lamp-stool thing (?). we got on a boat to go down the jungle river to the lodge, but something happened and we were floating in the river. she says "sharks!" and i look over and see 3 great white sharks swimming on top of the water, each one has a person trying to hide on its tail. the sharks are going for the other survivors. the river splits and we're getting carried away and i don't know which split leads to the lodge. finally a rhinoceros standing in the shallows nudges us onto some rocks before disappearing. eventually a rescue boat shows up with a rasta guy. he says our driver had been killed by shrapnel from the motor exploding. i told him i had to get my wicker lamp-stool thing and our bags, they're still on the boat. he said something but the birds were screaming bloody murder and woke me up. the end?

harley-davidson themed hooters party - snoop deuce

dream: was at a harley-davidson themed hooters party in the back of a 'marie claire' outlet store inside a large shopping mall. someone forgot something so we got in the limo and ran to my friend pam's (new?) house. it had a giant deck that ran all the way around it and it was full of people sitting at tables and eating. there was a large lookout tower / spire that was also new, which surprised me. we were waiting out on the deck when snoop dogg (lion?) showed up wearing a hospital gown. he took one look at the people eating and said "this is bulllllshiiiz" then took a big, liquid dump right there, although no one realized it for a minute. they were applauding then gasping and saying "aww" and "noooo". i woke up and ran to the bathroom. the end.

the candy locust

dream: i had a dream i discovered a new (ancient) species: the candy locust. i was in some apartment and popped opened a geode from a previous jungle adventure. inside was a white cocoon with something inside it. as soon as i touched it it came to life and started flying around the room. it was huge, light green with red legs, 6 inch wings, with edible red, white and blue candy going down it's back. was trying to get a pic on the iphone but it kept moving. i finally googled it and found it was an ancestor of a current species, the candy cane grasshopper. i had to trap it in a different room to keep it safe because we had to leave. the end?

mango quiet time

CNL nightmare

Had an extensive CNL nightmare the other night. I was in her house, bringing her the mail, left a note telling her she sucked. She wrote me a note & said "the whole neighborhood can tell the drummer is off!" At some point we had many adventures together (which I thankfully can't remember) and later she was selling a pair of crocs signed by tupac & tone loc

Devil to Pay in the Studio: Mixdown sneak peek 2012

Devil to Pay in the Studio sneak peek 2012

i could do it

alien knowledge - 3 women are you

had a dream a UFO beamed down a book of alien knowledge to my limo. the book was in unrecognizable text, but it held all the secrets of the universe. i was ecstatic until part of me realized it was a dream. i refused to accept the idea and went back into it. later, i met 3 women who said "we are you." they told me they were a few of my 'other' selves. all of this was followed by about 2 weeks of dream-storyline that i can't remember.