Monday, January 28, 2013
crime, guns & broken teeth 1.28.13
had a dream part of my tooth broke off while eating. i went to my dentist (bill maher) who pulled a golf ball sized quartz crystal out of my mouth that had small quartz crossbars holding it together. although i was adamant (not adam ant), he said it was fine and sent me away. back at our houseboat, the feds were onto us, michael lindenaur was the snitch (and the perp) and we had to get rid of the gun (and the passport) before they showed up. the only problem was, my cousin Paula had sold him the gun, so it would lead right back to us. my friend Lori showed up and wanted out of the deal. i woke up before the deal went down.