Steve Janiak's F'n Rock and Roll Jamboree and General Hoe Down Vol 2: Featuring BRIMSTONE COVEN, VOID KING and ARCHARUS live at the 5th Quarter Lounge 7/25/16

live speech on tv

Jul 27, 2016 8:58am had a dream i was at some big washington function and was supposed to give a live speech on national tv about the president. i didn't have any time to prepare so i was going to wing it. they didn't tell me a start time, so when it happened i was completely caught off guard. i started with my name and then someone pointed to a teleprompter that was going too fast. so instead of reading it, i just let out some insane word salad that made no sense whatsoever, kind of like miss teen south carolina's finest moment but infinitely worse. i spent the rest of the dream trying to figure out how to get on tv to explain what happened

undercover work with chris goss

Apr 05, 2016 11:04am had a dream i was doing weird undercover work with Masters of Reality's Chris Goss. we spent most of that time at some old hotel. there were bicycles involved. at the end of the gig i thought he didn't like me, but then he gave me a bunch of crystals and said i could join the band on tour as a backup singer

Mike Pence Cyborg Wedding Chat

Mar 30, 2016 10:55am had a dream I sat next to mike pence at a wedding. I asked about his favorite music (he doesn't listen to it). he wanted to hear my bands, not for himself, but as his governor-type duty. Then I noticed his pupils were unusually large and I walked away feeling confident about him being a cyborg. later I chatted up peyton manning.

metal guy tries to kill one of us

dream:

Living in some church
Someone warned me that some metal guy was trying to get in and kill one of our group
I went to the door and locked it just in time
Later he was still out there and we were locking doors for the first time
I saw him outside the window

spy comedy club - trapped at the shelter

dream:

Spy comedy club
Trapped after hours at shelter w two cats, no cell or ride

Many cats kittens, bunnies etc in backyard, tractor and hoses

Prince Knievel - FBI chase - memorial

dream: 

we were on the run. the FBI was after us. for what, i have no idea. we had to make a pit stop in a small midwestern town. we went into the back warehouse part of some diner. we ended up looking for a lost dog, the cute, scroungy mutt looking kind. some guy showed up, we booked.

we're on the highway driving. it's a 4 lane with a grassy median. we're flying at over 100 mph, one or two FBI vehicles on our tail. at some point i look over and there is PRINCE, the purple one, in the driver's seat of a black SUV. he's wearing a purple helmet and a cape and is smiling at us. he guns it and goes up to 200 mph instantly. ahead in the distance are massive streamers hanging in the air, they are motionless. they look like a stationary firework sculpture in the sky, only they are reflective metal and it's sunny out. PRINCE's car shapeshifts into a rocket and pulls up, shooting straight into the sky. somehow at 100 mph we are seemingly motionless, watching. apparently he is now a daredevil and is going to freefall from the rocket in his purple suit. the rocket stops at the top of the sky and he falls out, he's hitting the streamers on the way down, spinning and flipping and wowing the crowds who somehow gathered on the side of the highway.

the FBI got close but they were distracted by PRINCE's freefall stunt. (thanks!) now we're at some banquet hall. there is a giant, maybe 200 foot tall white screen at one end and hundreds of folding chairs in rows. there are so many chairs that i borrow a bicycle to ride around to choose one.

the event is some sort of memorial for my friend brady who recently passed away. i'm trying to explain in my mind why we hadn't spoken in so long. i remember sending an essay form, with questions. he refused to fill it out, simply writing "no" next to the question about staying friends.

after the event, i'm in the back room. there is a large rubber trash can with debris in it. when i look closer there are books from my collection inside. i grab a few to take them back home.

the end?

duff mckagan's personal assistant

dream:

i'm backstage somewhere. some rocker dude that i think was duff mckagan walks in. he's worried about the big reunion show. i tell him it's a piece of cake, whatever. he looks in the mirror or into the wardrobe closet. i look at the back of his hair and it's all teased out 1980s style but with plugs. i mildly recoil in horror. i can't remember after that.

the end?

weird baby body snatchers

dream: i can only remember bits of it, but there were eyeless, hairless babies that were climbing up on sleeping people and merging their arms and face into the back of the sleepers heads. this allowed them to take over their bodies. i had one get its' fists into the back of my head and it was about to merge the face but someone helped me yank it out. it was burrowed in like a deep tree root. what the hell?

Nov 30, 2015 11:38am Dreams I had last night: 1. Lavar Burton busted me for sneaking into a huge Hollywood office building to say hi to a Price is Right model. 2. I stole a big vehicle to transport Al Roker, Angela Buchmann & Anne Marie Tiernon to the hospital after running off a lone shooter who shot Roker through the midsection. 3. I was tasked with protecting a classic oil painting from Morgan Freeman's crackhead brother, who claimed it as an inheritance.

Nov 17, 2015 10:23pm i just realized i had a dream wednesday morning about being in a restaurant setting when armed men attacked in ski masks with machine guns. in the dream i was shot and played dead, eventually taking a gun and killing a few of the men. i woke up and sent myself an email so i didn't forget. weird

Oct 27, 2015 10:10am had a long dream early this morning where i was the new member of metallica. last week i had a similar dream that i was in the foo fighters, and another dream where i won three lottery jackpots on the same day.

Oct 09, 2015 10:35am had a crazy dream i was working undercover for a big time gangster. there were machine guns, a secret base, and a helicopter gun battle all over an insanely large transfer of money. after the explosions, the helicopter crash and nearly everyone dying, the double cross had been achieved, all the money was in a couple giant duffle bags.