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tonight's feature: Scare Me (2020) on Shudder
I saw a few reviews calling Scare Me a masterpiece. I am not sure what planet those reviewers live on, but it's not near this universe. One of the most "creative" yet still somehow massively boring movies I have had the displeasure of sitting through. This is a movie about people in a cabin in the woods making up stories. That's it. Eating pizza, drinking beer, drinking wine, talking, trying to outwit and scare each other. After the 8th time of telling myself not to turn it off at the hour and a half mark, the plot finally became halfway interesting, then suddenly it was over.
If you're a writer and need inspiration, this might give you something to chew on. If you have a low threshold for entertainment and will sit through anything, you might not be annoyed by this. If you invite random pizza delivery drivers into your house and give them your pizza and cocaine, you'll feel a kinship with these characters but still think this movie sucks. 3 fireplace pokers through your torso out of 10.
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