dream from this morning:
the band is recording at Slayer's giant log cabin complex deep in the woods somewhere in northern Canada. they tell us each wing of the complex has bears that live in and around it. on the first night, we are all crashed out on the floor and i wake up and think i see a bear, but it turns out to be a black cat. a few minutes later i see a baby bear and it's heading straight for us. then i see what appears to be an 8 foot tall black bear. it lumbers through a doorway and walks over to me and starts to hover over me. i yell something hilarious (but inappropriate) and everyone starts laughing, even the bear. it turns out that stephen colbert is inside.
finally, my wife and i are preparing for a wedding renewal ceremony at the lodge. tons of family and friends and celebrities show up. before the big dinner, kellyanne conway stops me in a hallway and asks me why i won't work for trump. she says she tells him every day how smart and talented i am. i tell her it won't happen. i let her know i have dreams where i stab him through the heart.
a piercing, repeated bird scream pulls me into the real world. the end.
