bruno falls

dream from this morning:

at a small music festival, i met bruno mars & alice cooper. i ran into bruno in the elevator and went directly into fanboy mode. he was polite and a little surprised. then i showed him some moves. (lol) the elevator may not have been working because he opened up some access panel and he said we could get down if i followed him. he was climbing down along the exposed pipes and wiring like some sort of monkey.

later he was scheduled to perform, i went to the small ampitheater where they were waiting on stage for the crowd to show up. i went right down in the front as the show started. about halfway into the first song he did a crazy backflip and tried to catch himself on the wall behind the drums using his fingertips. the wall was segmented with horizontal lines but it curved over the top of the drumset. well he didn't quite catch the wall and fell straight down onto his head. he slumped like a pile of dirty rags as the crowd let out a collective gasp. the band didn't see him fall so they kept on playing for another minute until the crew came up and dragged him away. show over.

eventually i found him backstage with a bandage covering his head. we talked and hung out for about twenty minutes but i can't remember anything of what was said. i introduced him to my wife and then i left.

when i got down the hall i ran into alice cooper, all decked out in costume. i asked to take a selfie and he turned me down. then i woke up.

home detention with huma abedin

dream:

i was in some sort of home detention. it was an apartment that was all white. white carpets, white cabinets, white furniture. huma abedin also lived in the apartment, and someone else i'm guessing was her mother. we were watching tv, eating dinner and other general things in the apartment. i didn't know why i was in home detention. when it finally came up, i was told that i had caused an accident on the freeway by being impatient. i was in a car behind huma's car and she was trying to turn left, but i was gesturing and cursing and she turned into traffic or something. at one point she was sleeping in a walk-in closet and i snuck in and gave her a kiss on the cheek, but she woke up and looked horrified. there was another part of a dream where people were driving the wrong way on the interstate and i had to get out of there.

the end?

dream: ben carson's midsummer night's irritation

dream:

somehow myself and my parents went to a science lecture with ben carson. it may have been neil degrasse tyson speaking but i never got that far into it. anyway, we're in the line to buy tickets and ben carson tries to order tickets to a midsummer night's dream. i have to step in and correct him and he seems irritated. not too long after, we are on a hike to get to the seating area. the hike takes us outside and around a corner and up a steep, rocky crevasse. i lean in to tell my dad what a dipshit ben carson is but i suddenly realize ben carson is right there next to me and overheard. we get to a big room with lots of chairs,couches and tables. we sit down and await dinner. ben carson won't look at me, he turns his back to us. everyone is uncomfortable. james earl jones comes out and warms up the crowd. mom and dad are mad, ben carson is mad. i am irritated. then i woke up.